Showing posts with label procrastination. Show all posts
Showing posts with label procrastination. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Proper Attire

Have been playing around on ShopStyle lately.





Black and White Suit
Fossil, Express, Ann Taylor, Ann Taylor, Anne Klein
Black and white, suitable for interviews and other business occasions.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Specialization is for Insects

Misquoted and mangled from Time Enough for Love

A human being should be able to:
  • change a diaper: check!
  • plan an invasion: ...I can get your leftover pizza. That's invasion-like.
  • butcher a hog: oh, probably not, darling. I can gather leaves and such, though.
  • conn a ship: I...don't know what that is. So...no. Sorry!
  • design a building: in the most basic sense, yes! Woo-hoo, another one done!
  • write a sonnet: sure, okay!
  • balance accounts: to some extent, sure...
  • build a wall: out of cardboard boxes especially!
  • set a bone: yes.
  • comfort the dying: I hope I can.
  • take orders: sir, yes, sir!
  • give orders: sir, yes, sir!
  • cooperate: yes! If we just do things my way, especially.
  • act alone: absolutely.
  • solve equations: 2 + 2 = 5
  • analyze a new problem: sure!
  • pitch manure: even know where I could get the pitchfork!
  • program a computer: gosh, I hope so...
  • cook a tasty meal: definitely
  • fight efficiently: hopefully!
  • die gallantly: I will be the best at being dead.